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[outgrew_cosplay]

Oh come the fuck on, I'm on a ship with Deathstroke the freaking Terminator, and we're all supposed to be here for redemption? Are you friggin' kidding me? I used a hammer to smash up some jewelry stores, he blew up a whole fucking city!

How the hell is this freaking fair?

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[terminates.livejournal.com]

Cute.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Cute? What the hell, man! How is a city comparable to robbing a place?

[terminates.livejournal.com]

You make it sound like the Admiral cares.

Newsflash, sweetheart: he doesn't.

[outgrew_cosplay]

You ever talk to the guy? I want a meeting, right freaking now. This is ridiculous.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

[Snorts, she laughs so hard.]

Yeah, good luck with that one.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Ugh.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Sorry.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Great. Tell me your room's a dump, at least. I don't think I could take all the unfairness in the universe if you're living someplace nice.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

It's not your business.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Hey, of the two of us, who hasn't destroyed a city? Me. So I get to ask the questions.

[...Mostly because she's got them, but. You know.]

[terminates.livejournal.com]

Funny.

[He just won't answer! :D]

[outgrew_cosplay]

I'm hilarious under all the Dent-like uproar, honest.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

Sure you are.

[fortytwoseconds]

Hey, you're not the head of the CIA!

LMAO

[terminates.livejournal.com]

What was your first clue?

[fortytwoseconds]

She says you blew up a city. The head of the CIA doesn't do that.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

Government officials do plenty of things the general public never gets to know.

It's why they're crooked.

[fortytwoseconds]

Well, sure, but blowing up a whole city? I guess it'd depend how big it was and how big the payouts were... What city did you even blow up?

And what kind of a name is "Deathstroke the Terminator" anyway?

[terminates.livejournal.com]

Bludhaven.

Why don't you tell me, "Agent Hagan"?

[fortytwoseconds]

Whathaven? Where's that supposed to be?

Agent as in FBI Agent, and Hagan's... I dunno, it's Irish. It's not like I'm using the name of some robot sent from the future to kill the Chosen One or anything.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

New Jersey.

Since I was using the name before the films ever came out, I'd say I'm absolved of any copyright infringement.

[fortytwoseconds]

It still kinda sounds like... robot-kill-all-humans.

[terminates.livejournal.com]

Can't say I'm that ambitious.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Good clue, right?