outgrew_cosplay: (The carpenter speaking how may I help yo)
Jenna Duffy | The Carpenter ([personal profile] outgrew_cosplay) wrote2010-09-07 06:45 pm

☂ 01

So let me get this straight. I'm dead, and this is like, space Blackgate. Are you guys for real? I mean, you all sound like you're smoking a bad cut of whatever the drug of choice is here. If this is the after life, I want a freakin' refund. There were supposed to be pearly gates and virgins and all that.

Or at least some brimstone. There isn't brimstone around, is there? This is pretty pathetic for Hell.