☂ 01

[outgrew_cosplay]

So let me get this straight. I'm dead, and this is like, space Blackgate. Are you guys for real? I mean, you all sound like you're smoking a bad cut of whatever the drug of choice is here. If this is the after life, I want a freakin' refund. There were supposed to be pearly gates and virgins and all that.

Or at least some brimstone. There isn't brimstone around, is there? This is pretty pathetic for Hell.

Comments

[counturfingers.livejournal.com]

There are too few of those here.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yes, we guys are for real. Yes, we also sound like we're wasted. No, no brimstone just this second but the local environment is constantly subject to change.

[veni-vidi-valui.livejournal.com]

Congratulations on becoming the Admiral's latest plaything. You'll find your new existence as dreary as it is pointless.

[everylittlegirl]

Yeah, no. It's all pretty disappointing, but you get used to it. The Admiral's nice enough to through in complete curve balls every now and then just to traumatize you, so don't get too comfortable.

[bigbad]

It's not Hell. I've been.

...well, to be fair, there are a lot of Hell dimensions, so this technically could be one, but I'm pretty sure it isn't.

...I cannot think of a reason for Cissie NOT to know about Blackgate!

[cisskabob]

...Did you say Blackgate?