outgrew_cosplay: (The carpenter speaking how may I help yo)
Jenna Duffy | The Carpenter ([personal profile] outgrew_cosplay) wrote2010-09-07 06:45 pm

☂ 01

So let me get this straight. I'm dead, and this is like, space Blackgate. Are you guys for real? I mean, you all sound like you're smoking a bad cut of whatever the drug of choice is here. If this is the after life, I want a freakin' refund. There were supposed to be pearly gates and virgins and all that.

Or at least some brimstone. There isn't brimstone around, is there? This is pretty pathetic for Hell.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-09-08 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say crazy and/or megalomaniacal has the edge. Alongside stupid in the lesser contenders there's also skin-crawlingly creepy, historical-with-related-cultural-issues, and the occasional I'm-not-evil-I-was-just-doing-what-I-had-to.

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-09-08 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
....congratulations, I think that's a whole new niche just for you?

[identity profile] gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com 2010-09-08 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a subcategory of the only slightly larger unlike-some-people-here-I-never-committed-murder-torture-rape-or-genocide-so-my-being-here-feels-ferociously-unfair.