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[outgrew_cosplay]

So let me get this straight. I'm dead, and this is like, space Blackgate. Are you guys for real? I mean, you all sound like you're smoking a bad cut of whatever the drug of choice is here. If this is the after life, I want a freakin' refund. There were supposed to be pearly gates and virgins and all that.

Or at least some brimstone. There isn't brimstone around, is there? This is pretty pathetic for Hell.

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[outgrew_cosplay]

Original enough to let the Tweedles screw him over. I've heard a lot of things about the guy since, hard to feel really sorry for him.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Whatever, nobody who gives their villainy a theme deserves sympathy.

Didn't catch your name.

[outgrew_cosplay]

But themes are the hip new thing. And by new, I mean they've been around for decades, and apparently we're the clingy type.

Jenna Duffy. You?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Shego. Hey.

So what's your thing? I would've guessed henchman, but....then you mentioned screwdrivers.

[outgrew_cosplay]

I'm a carpenter. Guess who I was in the Wonderland gang.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Ohh, I really don't think I need to guess.

But hey, that's a smart job in this industry. I always figured the reliable money would be in contracting and consulting.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Nah, it's in realty. The Broker's the one making the serious money. But I'm good with my part. Before I wound up in this dump, I was on my way to a job that paid in diamonds.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

The one currency that is accepted everywhere. Not bad.

Can I...ask how you wound up in this dump? It's cool if not, people can be touchy about it.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Touchy about how they died? Imagine that.

[And a pause, cause she's deciding if she's touchy or not. :|] Car accident. Eighteen wheeler smashed into my van. Not really how I thought I'd go.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

My boss' hundredth bargain-basement lair exploded. I was inside, obviously. I told him to invest in better infrastructure every time.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Not to self: add bomb shelter to the layouts.

so much for the high life, huh? [Bitter bitter bitter. :|]

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

So much for the high life.

The one thing I will say for this place is that being on the Barge does kinda make you immortal. Or at least it makes dying less of a thing. What would usually be the end of the show isn't going to bother you for longer than a week.

[outgrew_cosplay]

So our failure of a driver also has omnipotence or control over life and death. Yeah, that's real comforting.

Unless you mean the Barge itself, in which case I'm out. Drawing the line at the personification of space boats.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Admiral, not the Barge....although seriously? Zero practical difference. I know it's like the lamest of silver linings but it's worth knowing.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Well this sucks.

How the hell have you gotten through a year here?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Golden rules that I can identify? Don't have or develop any entitlement complexes, don't get too close to anyone who's certifiably insane, and don't try to interpret the floods as learning experiences despite anything your Warden tells you. Otherwise I've adopted a general policy of keeping my head down and it's gone okay so far.

[outgrew_cosplay]

So common sense saves the day again, huh?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You'd think it'd be more popular.

[outgrew_cosplay]

You'd think. Is there more crazy out there, or more stupid?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd say crazy and/or megalomaniacal has the edge. Alongside stupid in the lesser contenders there's also skin-crawlingly creepy, historical-with-related-cultural-issues, and the occasional I'm-not-evil-I-was-just-doing-what-I-had-to.

[outgrew_cosplay]

What about I-had-a-mostly-legitimate-job-and-I-don't-belong-here?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....congratulations, I think that's a whole new niche just for you?

[outgrew_cosplay]

Yay.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's a subcategory of the only slightly larger unlike-some-people-here-I-never-committed-murder-torture-rape-or-genocide-so-my-being-here-feels-ferociously-unfair.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Huh. Maybe I'll just jump i n on that one instead.