☂ 01

[outgrew_cosplay]

So let me get this straight. I'm dead, and this is like, space Blackgate. Are you guys for real? I mean, you all sound like you're smoking a bad cut of whatever the drug of choice is here. If this is the after life, I want a freakin' refund. There were supposed to be pearly gates and virgins and all that.

Or at least some brimstone. There isn't brimstone around, is there? This is pretty pathetic for Hell.

Comments

[outgrew_cosplay]

So our failure of a driver also has omnipotence or control over life and death. Yeah, that's real comforting.

Unless you mean the Barge itself, in which case I'm out. Drawing the line at the personification of space boats.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Admiral, not the Barge....although seriously? Zero practical difference. I know it's like the lamest of silver linings but it's worth knowing.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Well this sucks.

How the hell have you gotten through a year here?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Golden rules that I can identify? Don't have or develop any entitlement complexes, don't get too close to anyone who's certifiably insane, and don't try to interpret the floods as learning experiences despite anything your Warden tells you. Otherwise I've adopted a general policy of keeping my head down and it's gone okay so far.

[outgrew_cosplay]

So common sense saves the day again, huh?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

You'd think it'd be more popular.

[outgrew_cosplay]

You'd think. Is there more crazy out there, or more stupid?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd say crazy and/or megalomaniacal has the edge. Alongside stupid in the lesser contenders there's also skin-crawlingly creepy, historical-with-related-cultural-issues, and the occasional I'm-not-evil-I-was-just-doing-what-I-had-to.

[outgrew_cosplay]

What about I-had-a-mostly-legitimate-job-and-I-don't-belong-here?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

....congratulations, I think that's a whole new niche just for you?

[outgrew_cosplay]

Yay.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

It's a subcategory of the only slightly larger unlike-some-people-here-I-never-committed-murder-torture-rape-or-genocide-so-my-being-here-feels-ferociously-unfair.

[outgrew_cosplay]

Huh. Maybe I'll just jump i n on that one instead.